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Mystic Pets, Mystic Pets
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We sell everything but cats,
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Market goats, and dogs with hats
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At Mystic Pets.....

Mystic Pets, Mystic Pets
We fly our fish in on jets
You'll find something weird I bet
At Mystic Pets.....

Mystic Pets, Mystic Pets
L.J.'s smokin' cigarettes
Bubba ain't done nothing yet
At Mystic Pets.....

Mystic Pets, Mystic Pets
Schoolbus dropped a load o' brats
Myra's feeding snakes their rats
At Mystic Pets.....

Mystic Pets, Mystic Pets
We sell everything but cats,
Market goats, and dogs with hats
At Mystic Pets.....

Mystic Pets, Mystic Pets
Miley's catchin' fish in nets
And Bubba still ain't done nothing yet
At Mystic Pets.....

Mystic Pets, Mystic Pets
Corporate Buck stomps fishies flat
We know that we'll see you at
Mystic Pets.....

Mystic Pets, Mystic Pets
We sell everything but cats,
Market goats, and dogs with hats
At Mystic Pets.....